Courage
Hylian. Gleek. Hunter/Saltgunner.
I reside in Wonderland. I ship, and I ship hard.

psyducked:

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

those password journals were so funny and useless like what kind of secrets do u have to keep when youre 9 “i made my bratz dolls kiss today”???? 

I first discovered masturbation when I was 9 and I didn’t know what to do with the cum so I’d wipe it on my little sister’s door and tell my parents she was picking her nose but only my password journal knew the truth

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HAHA I do not ship it but I respect that other people do and I would never disrespect it just because I don’t agree.

costcoreceipt:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

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Ruben being upset that I’m not upset at him for hypothetically marrying T-Swift

Wednesday, 12:42 pm
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Sext: I wanna melt your dick like a popsicle stick.

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